Je suis un Gros Connard

La vie est cruelle parfois…

(Source : iraffiruse, via loneprotagonist)

Je ne suis pas proctologue mais je sais reconnaitre un trou du cul lorsque j’en voit un.

Je ne suis pas proctologue mais je sais reconnaitre un trou du cul lorsque j’en voit un.

(Source : georgetakei, via adventure-fantasy)

Pour s’amuser il suffit de balancer une araignée sur celle du milieu.

Pour s’amuser il suffit de balancer une araignée sur celle du milieu.

(Source : adventure-fantasy)

A marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there, he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter, she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of herself back.
So the marine did what any other man would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 24 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note :
"I don’t remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
Like A Boss

A marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there, he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter, she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of herself back.

So the marine did what any other man would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 24 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note :

"I don’t remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

Like A Boss

I want to steal a donut truck and go on a high speed chase, beacause it would be funny watching cops chase a donut truck on the news.

I want to steal a donut truck and go on a high speed chase, beacause it would be funny watching cops chase a donut truck on the news.

"You’re sick and twisted and evil, but you’re still our dad"

"You’re sick and twisted and evil, but you’re still our dad"

Entrée interdite aux casse-pieds couilles

Entrée interdite aux casse-pieds couilles

(Source : keskejefouici)